(Written in lighter vein. Enjoy!)
Vaibhav Suryavanshi is Illegal !
Yes, Vaibhav Suryavanshi is Illegal.
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He’s 15 and he can’t drive. But he’s not only driving recklessly (the ball), but he’s also driving the fans crazy.
He’s 15 and forcing him to work amounts to child labor. Rajasthan “Royals” have forced him to carry the entire burden of their batting.
He’s 15 and he should be in school. Instead, he’s schooling the entire “who is who” of bowling “fraternity”. He’s turned all of them into Dads army.
He’s 15 and as a young Indian kid, we expect him to know his boundaries. He just doesn’t recognize boundaries.
He’s 15 and should be watching Batman cartoons. But his bat speed is faster than any batsman ever known and even faster than the Batman.
He’s 15. In an era when 30 year olds are playing cockroaches, he’s playing bull in the China shop.
He’s 15 and is ineligible to drink alcohol. But he’s getting an entire country drunk on his brand of Cricket.
He’s 15 and his favorite movie is Dhurandhar. Legally, he shouldn’t have watched it. His father allowed him to watch it. Now, he’s treating the bowlers as if they’re those gangsters of Lyari. Adults only certificate violence !
Vaibhav Suryavanshi is 15 and he met Prime Minister Modi-ji in the airport sometime back. Ever since, he’s beating the shit out of all the opponents like Modi-ji does to political opponents in elections. And then he calls them SIR !
Prashant Bhushan, Yogendra Salim Yadav, Kapil Sibal and Co must file a case in supreme court to declare Vaibhav Suryavanshi as illegal. Otherwise, when he starts playing international Cricket, he’ll slaughter the Pakistanis and Bangladeshis. That will really hurt the religious sentiments of all our secular fundamentalists… ( Unknown writer )
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